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touch me, i'm dick

so you think you like us?

have you gone mad?

Nobody here likes to grovel, but we can do it when we want to. We just won't do it now. All we want is for you to subscribe. Yeah, that's all. Fill out this bit of nothing and you're in. Since this is only the beginning you have the right to tell the whole world you were always down. Of course, no one will believe you. We sure as hell won't.

Do it now! Or you could wimp out and go back.

Where do we send this crap (email only)?

And remember: we never kissed YOUR ass!