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These are nothing more than supplements written by staff members of SDM in whole, part, or individually. They all fit in well with what it's all about here. Just feel free to read them but remember the copyright belongs to the respective author(s). No need in us getting ripped off. |
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It couldn't be done. It wouldn't be done. It had to be done. And now. It's done. OR IS IT?
there is no sanctity SDM
The Cast of SDM: the Movie
The Plot of SDM: The Movie "So we're going to just sit here and wait for the end?" -Max
Reagan SDM: the movie is that of one never experienced before. Sure the cast is a who's who of Hollywood, but on the other hand, these people never got paid to be in this movie. Of course, they don't know thaat yet, because their agents are idiots. Just remember this, making this movie doesn't mean we're sell-outs, it means the world's coming to an end. With that said and done, on with the synopsis. SDM: the movie is a complex story on many different levels. Everything is not only as it seems, but metaphorical as well One level: Religion Lockout and Dave Black in an attempt to destroy organized religion strike up a deal with the Devil through his less-than-forthcoming assistant Mort. Since Mort is an ambitious little devil, he abandons his boss and deals with them for himself. That deal is that he will instigate the holiest of holy wars between Satan and God in a one-on-one wrestling match. While doing so, the staff of SDM have take over the world and after the job is done, kill Satan. Another level: Social While the staff members of SDM are busy in devilish deal making, the odd man out, Max Reagan is on his own mission. That is to help the homeless. To do so, he hijacks a fleet of buses and enlists the help of a couple homeless Vietnam vets. After doing so, they set out to be modern day Robin Hoods by robbing the world of any unused food so that those who cannot can eat. Along the way, they pick up more "merry men." Do they succeed? Watch the movie. One more level: World Domination SDM does take over the world. Why are we telling you this? Because you don't to watch the movie to know that since we wrote it we'll do whatever we damn well please in it. You won't be told how, because that's where the action comes from. Well, most of it anyway. You can be told this however, we don't try to change anything. The world runs the same way, but now SDM (the zine) is in print and used as designer toilet tissue. To some, this is the happy ending. We're not done yet. One more level: Religious Rumble No wrestling match is good if you know the winner, so we won't tell you. We'll just let you know, it's reminiscent of the Hulk Hogan vs the Iron Sheik match where Hogan wins the title back in 80 something. What can be told is this: The match spans most of the movie and it's probably one to have ever happened in this, or any other lifetime. If anything, this is worth the price of admission. We lied, this is the last level. Or is it? Almost the end After the match, the goal has been accomplished and God preoccupied long enough for SDM to take over the world. Considering Mort is an idiot, Satan found out about his plans to take over Hell. You can't be told what happens to Mort since that would ruin the movie, but rest assured it is something cool. Finally... the last level: the end Depending on who you are, the movie has a happy ending. Why? Because we wrote it. If we let Hollywood write it, everyone would die tragically and we would come back for a (now) not needed sequel. Yeah, we may come back with a sequel, but it'll be one that belongs. We don't all die, but it's realistic. After all, far fetched ideas just make a movie pointless. Now you know about the movie. Go watch it. It sounds good, right? Go piss off. Movies don't need viewers once their made. It's not like we're losing money on it. SDM: the Movie Soundtrack A double CD set of the greatest music has to offer. Be on the cutting edge of music, because not only did we do all of these songs especially for the film, most of them weren't even in the film. Platinum status is only a few brain dead kids away.
A Blood Burgundy Green Records Production produced by the nefarious achmid. So, what did the critics say? Everybody has something to say about any movie. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. Fortunately for you, we won't try cut out chunks from the phrases so you think that this is a damn good movie. We can't help it if the world loves to hate our lovely hatred of society and all that is represented. Click here for a full review.
Quotes from SDM: The Movie Every movie has least one good line. SDM: the movie has a lot of them, and we're not afraid to show them. We know it's a damn good movie and leaking out a few phrases won't kill our hype. Below are what we feel to be some of the best quotes to come from the movie. Actually, that's a lie. We would never give away the best ones, since that would ruin the entire premise of surprise in the movie. This'll just whet the taste buds. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" -Satan to God "You're a fucking moron." -Bum to Max Reagan "I'll kill you and your puppy." -the Postwoman. "How often do we see male strippers at a McDonalds?" -Police Captain "You're a fucking moron." -Another bum to Max Reagan "I thought Alfred Hitchcock was already dead." -Police Officer "This is the first opportunity I've had to kill the
president." -the Killer ...You're a fucking moron." -A bum to Max Reagan "You can't have sex with Mother Theresea." -Armchair "So this is your idea of fun. Stealing food and giving it to
homeless people." -Scott Seamus "You're a fucking moron, you know that?" -Satan to Mort "With my help I can end world hunger." -Max Reagan "Since we rule the world, I can get rid of the Jerry Springer Show." -G. Nih Ton "Can't we all just get al---" -an idealist, before getting shot. "I've killed children smaller than you." -the Postwoman "I'd like to kill them all." -Antihero "Max, you are a fucking moron." -Pete |
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