Credo, Crap, and B.S.

Our motto: We don't give a damn!

We here at SDM, in order to form a more perfect union do hereby promise to... Fuck it, here go our beliefs:

As a collective whole, the only form of hatred we endorse is that of societal hatred. Anything else would be uncivilised.

Every brat, woman, and child man is entitled to her or his own opinion. We don't have to agree with these opinions, but we welcome the opportunity to shatter whatever opinion that may be.

We do not endorse any political party. Politics is just a euphemism for bullshit.

We don't try not to make a habit of bullshitting our readers. Doing so would make us all a bit more stupid. In case you didn't know it, you need all of your brain cells to read SDM.

If you feel that we are insulting your intelligence, then read the next part very, very carefully. WE DO NOT GIVE A DAMN!

If you feel that we are wrong, then flame on! Dissent is good for the soul.

While it a necessary evil, the collective whole of SDM is against it. We are not naive, we just need some enemies.

It HAS been proven that if you take us too seriously, you need some serious help.

Hope that was worth your while. There's nothing to be learned here. This probably doesn't tell you anything about us at all. That's okay, some things were meant to be enigmatic.

With love and complete aduration,
The Staff at Socially Deranged Mentality