Welcome to a bad idea from a long line of bad idea. This is the BSQ Page. In all honesty, it sucks, but it goes like this: IT'S SUPPOSED TO SUCK SO DON'T GO WASTING OUR TIME WITH SOME PIECE OF SHIT COMMENT LIKE "THIS REALLY SUCKS, MAN" BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW!!! That's better. Since it's a chore to be the only ones contributing, go ahead and send in the dumbest questions you have to ask and we'll answer them. This isn't some last ditch effort at mediocre celebrity-ism. It's only purpose is to lighten up the mood.

Don't go thinking we give a damn. We just want you to feel welcome. When you feel at home, that's when we'll attack. After all, if you can make your guests feel like shit, what good are you? We aren't aiming for laughter, but if you laugh (and believe me, you won't) then so be it. The BSQ will get updated whenver enough questions warrant it. Send in as many as you want, just don't waste your time by answering them. That's our menial position in the matter. NOW PISS OFF!

Why didn't you guys dedicate an issue to Princess Di?
Because she's dead.

Who's your dream date: Cindy Crawford or Elle Macpherson?
Janeane Garofalo.

If you could die a way of your own choosing, what would you want on your tombstone?
"He thought the questions were weird."

Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Yep.

Did you look up to Hulk Hogan as a child?
I wasn't alive then.

Did you ever believe in Santa Claus?
Why wouldn't I?

I don't know.

Is SDM for real?
It takes years to perfect the art of cynicism and sarcasm, it can't be faked.

What are your thoughts on Hanson?
Why don't I ever hear about the sister.

What's wrong with the world?
MTV

What's wrong with MTV?
MTV

Hey! I want to be buff so the girls crowd around me. How can I be like you, Charles Atlas?
Uhhhh...

Where were you when Princess Di died?
Waiting for SNL to come back on.

You watch SNL?
My Saturdays are really boring.

When will they make Mr. Belvedere: the movie?
Good question. I suggest protest until...

Why didn't you answer my question?
I didn't know you were granted special attention privileges.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
The chicken. If it were the egg, Adam would've made the first omelet.

Why don't you guys like the media?
Why don't you like intelligent questions?

Can I subscribe?
Yes.

Who is G. Nih Ton?
The world's first human sphincter.

You guys suck!
That was deep.

Can you pronounce Prince's symbol?
Sure can.

How can I be Popular?
Change your name.