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BSQ Archives

Welcome to a bad idea from a long line of bad idea. This is the BSQ Page. In all honesty, it sucks, but it goes like this: IT'S SUPPOSED TO SUCK SO DON'T GO WASTING OUR TIME WITH SOME PIECE OF SHIT COMMENT LIKE "THIS REALLY SUCKS, MAN" BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW!!! That's better. Since it's a chore to be the only ones contributing, go ahead and send in the dumbest questions you have to ask and we'll answer them. This isn't some last ditch effort at mediocre celebrity-ism. It's only purpose is to lighten up the mood.

Don't go thinking we give a damn. We just want you to feel welcome. When you feel at home, that's when we'll attack. After all, if you can make your guests feel like shit, what good are you? We aren't aiming for laughter, but if you laugh (and believe me, you won't) then so be it. The BSQ will get updated whenver enough questions warrant it. Send in as many as you want, just don't waste your time by answering them. That's our menial position in the matter. NOW PISS OFF!

This is the first installment of BSQ [v .76]. If you have an asinine question to be answered, send them here. Don't expect a reply, but you will probably see your question in the next installment of BSQ.

Which is better: Rogaine, or the stuff in a can?
If you want a buzz, go for the can.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop?
You have to lick? I thought it to all be eaten.

Who's better: Wilt or Magic?
My sister says Magic.

Train A is travelling 175 mph from Burma to Rangoon. Train B is travelling 180 mph from Rangood to Bangkok. Which one are you on?
I've never been out of the US.

What is your ideal woman?
Glossy.

What is your dream?
The one where I have no clothes and the teacher makes me teach the lesson for the day.

Why is SDM so pissed?
We like to blame it on YOU!

What did I do?
What didn't YOU do?

Why was "you" capitalized?
Because we like to see YOU ask questions.

So you can see me?
Nope.

What's your stand on David Lee Roth/Van Halen affair?
Who's David Lee Roth?

Is rock dead?
Is Hanson cool?

Have you guys sold out yet?
We'll never sell out.

Everybody else does, why not you?
Because we define our own parameters.

Am I a sell out?
Yes, you are.

Are you incessant?
I don't think I could something like that with my mother.

How about ambidextrous?
Only God can be that.

Don't you mean omnipotent?
No, I'm left handed.

A southpaw?
No, human.

Homosapien?
Heterosexual.

Is that all?
Did you have something else in mind?

No.
Oh. Okay.