Welcome to a bad idea from a long line of bad idea. This is the BSQ Page. In all honesty, it sucks, but it goes like this: IT'S SUPPOSED TO SUCK SO DON'T GO WASTING OUR TIME WITH SOME PIECE OF SHIT COMMENT LIKE "THIS REALLY SUCKS, MAN" BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW!!! That's better. Since it's a chore to be the only ones contributing, go ahead and send in the dumbest questions you have to ask and we'll answer them. This isn't some last ditch effort at mediocre celebrity-ism. It's only purpose is to lighten up the mood.

Don't go thinking we give a damn. We just want you to feel welcome. When you feel at home, that's when we'll attack. After all, if you can make your guests feel like shit, what good are you? We aren't aiming for laughter, but if you laugh (and believe me, you won't) then so be it. The BSQ will get updated whenver enough questions warrant it. Send in as many as you want, just don't waste your time by answering them. That's our menial position in the matter. NOW PISS OFF!

Who said you were funny?
No one, that's what's so funny about all of this.

Do you ever watch MST: 3000?
Doesn't everybody?

Do you floss regularly?
Why lie?

What causes gravity?
The rules of science have caused you to believe that you are held down by this "force" called gravity. It's more bullshit than the BSQ. You are only "held down" because you are conditioned. If you believe you can defy these laws, then by golly you will.

Why do you guys always pick on Max?
It won't work. I know it's you Max, you sniveling piece of crap.

Why does everyone hate G. Nih Ton?
I could start with his birth, but that would take too long. He's a prick, amongst other things.

Why haven't they made a sequel to the Chipmunk Adventure?
Remember the girl chimpmunks? They were actually the boys in drag. Alvin is currently headlining a show in San Francisco. Simon is a stand in for RuPaul. And Theodore OD'd on the white Twinkie Filling after holding up a store to supply his Revlon/Twinkie Kamikaze mix habit. In other words, they couldn't do a round up for the sequel. Dave, however, after doing back up for John Tesh: ALIVE! Summer Tour, retired from showbiz and is now running a gerbil farm.

How fast can you chug a 2 liter bottle of diet coke?
Diet Coke makes my head spin. Ask me about guzzling the new formula coke.

Were you dropped on your head as a child?
So.

Do you ever go to restaurants and throw green skittles into people's salads?
Listen up you freak! You can only throw blue M & Ms in restaruants! You throw skittles at sleeping teachers.

Why do cute tv kids lose their cuteness?
If they stayed cute, how could they be taken seriously when holding up gas stations.

If jdsdead, who's answering his mail?
Spanky, the wonder dog.

Do you know any famous people?
I met the guy who shot the guy that shot Buckwheat.

If so, what was it like?
He told me that he would probably have to kill someone if that someone ever decided to kill Buckwheat.

Have you ever watched SNL?
Nope.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean?
Some would say the ocean floor, but I think it is the final resting place for missing socks.

What's lower than whale shit?
The receptacle for the aforementioned missing socks.

What is the ultimate B.S.Q?
What's up?

Why am I asking these B.S.Q's? MTV? No... Barney!
Some might suggest a cure for that.

If you could be one person who would it be?
The person who could be two persons.