Pick a favorite piece you submitted for this and tell what was running through your mind as your wrote it. Recollection: damnit this is some funny stuff.

Favorite Writer? J.D. Salinger

If you could say one thing to said writer what would it be? Quite the prick, aren’t we?

Favorite Book? Not a book, but a story

Funniest moment in a story? "Ackley Kid"

If you could kill any character in a book, who would it be? Holden Caulfield for dying.

Most important line you ever read in a book? In a poem (no. 7)… "The son of God is a trashdigger."

What book has had the most profound impact on your character? Green Eggs and Ham