Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style.  It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES.  Instead our highly trained attack reviewer FoxXy takes a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation.  It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.

Rush Hour starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan comes out this Friday. I just love movies that show the races getting along in peace...this is not one of them. This is a black guy cracking idiotic jokes while a Chinese guy runs around like a Bruce lee wannabe all the while they are irritating themselves and the viewers. This is like a bad bad Lethal Weapon movie almost, or any other run of the mill comedy that matches two distinctly different people together to get a few cheap laughs. But um, i think i was laughing. The whole plot is about some girl that gets kidnapped and so they are thrown together to rescue her. And as a bonus for the kids it's rated PG-13!! Now all you kids dont have to worry boutbeing younger than 17 right?? Im sure that worries most of you huh??

I give it a thumb and a finger...i might go see this one.