Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style.  It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES.  Instead our highly trained attack reviewer FoxXy takes a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation.  It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.

starring Matt Damon, Ed Norton and some unknown actress...it's about some guy whose friend gets in trouble with the Russian mob. Now let's stop for a moment. yes you heard right, THE Russian Mob. I must confess im a bit ignorant, i had no idea there was a Russian mob. I can just see them puling out a gun from their big furry hats...very strange. Anyway the deal is that Matt Damon has to play cards to save his friend...but hey this is the mob, would they really let himoff the hook if he wins? I dont know, but if i was him id just be packing my bags and getting the hell outta there! Since he is a genius though it shouldnt be too hard for him right? Whoa wait a second, WRong movie. well the movie does look like it could be interesting, and im not just sayign that becauase Matt Damon is in this, personally i like Ed Norton better..at least that elephant head Minnie isnt in this one...what?!! tell me she doesnt have a huge head??? To get backto the review..i give it a finger and a thumb...i just may go check this one out...