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Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style. It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES. Instead our highly trained attack reviewer FoxXy takes a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation. It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.
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Knock Off Do I really need to tell you how STUPID this movie looks? It's an action flick…or should I say a dick flick...starring Jean Claude Van Damme, that guy from Saturday Night Live, and Lela Rochon.I have no idea what this movie is about. But do I need to know? I'm sure a lot of people are going to get beat up, since that is quite synonymous with Jean Claude-who by the way should really learn to speak English before he decides to do an American film. Jeez, that really annoys me that in some movies he's supposed to play some all-American hero and he still has an accent!! What is up with that?? Oh and they threw in the token woman character, which they gain points for her being black also…or should I say african-american, or maybe colored? I don't want to get flamed for being unpolitically correct…oh, who the hell cares… Well though this movie has the obligatory characters-- good looking guy, attractive woman, and a bit of comic relief it still looks dumb... ~~Ratings~~ |
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