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Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style. It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES. Instead, we take a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation. It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.
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| Halloween h20
H20? Now when i first saw that title, stupid me thought.."what does it have to do with water??" But then the lightbulb over my head flickered and i realized the H stood for Halloween and the 20 was for the years or time or something like that. Anyways the basic plot is that some wack job escapes from a mental institution to try and finish the job he was tryingto do 20 years before which is kill his sister. Ive heard of sibling rivalry but this is just a little bit insane. Now first of all this is the, i think 5th movie they made with this idiot trying to kill his sister...come on we are in the 20th century. If i wanted to kill my brother you can be damn sure i would get it done right the first time around. Theres plenty of guns out there, why cant he just pick one up at his local gun shop and blow her freakin brains out? On the other hhand what the hell is wrong with her? Cant she do a little eliminating of her own? I mean come on , how the hell can he even see in that chalky white mask he wears...and how does it stay on? Does he have like a little string runnin from one end to the otheraround his head? <sigh> Its these little things that just grate at me ya know? Ok lets take a look at the players in this little flick-- jamie lee curtis--has this woman no shame? how old is she? and her little brother is runnin circles tryin to chop her head off. she doesn't look that old in the movie though, so i guess thats a plus...they put her in the movie to draw all the people that actually saw her in the first couple of halloween movies... for our rap/hip-hop fans we have LL Cool J whos supposed to be the security guard....we have some guy from one of those hospital dramas who plays her boyfriend, and last and probalby least we have that girl from the show that makes me want to gag..Dawsons creek . (cant dawson go drown in the creek ?) anways that should draw all the little teenyboppers. So would i go see this movie? Hmm, yeah if someone paid for me..preferably a guy that I could grab while i scream my lungs out when everyone gets chopped to pieces... uh hint hint.... THis movie has the most idiotic story line. But if you are willing to overlook that then go head watch it..you'll probably get a few good laughs. |
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