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Goals

Mainstream: When you've become too busy to take in what (used to) surround you, but you're absorbed by what you stood outside of. If you don't fight this, then you're a sell out.

From what you've undoubtedly seen of SDM if you've gotten this far, you know we're somewhat wacky, or in the words of somebody or other, we just ain't right in the head. And that's probably how you probably like it. This is where you'll find the goals that we have set for ourselves, our publication, and then (once we've grown tired of the rest) the world.

We don't want to be popular. If we have a large number of readers, so much the better to spread our infectiousness. But the day someone suggests an SDM spot on MTV is the day SDM itself blows up in a fiery ball of pus.

Instead of rose colored glasses, let's have a day of blood stained specs.

Global domination. Well, not really. But if control of the world should fall into our hands, remember it wasn't my idea.

Become a Trojan Horse Virus for the pop culture. (it's insidious)

More disgruntled postal employees. We can all do something to help the phenomenon gain speed, and dammit, the post office deserves it. Also, i think it's funny.

Spawn a new age cult that committs mass suicide (it could happen anytime).

We here at SDM are always interested in the sentiment of our readers (yeah, right). If you have a great idea, and you think we should do something about it, follow this procedure:

Believe that we care. Someone once believed a staff member cared and it almost worked. Then, she had an accident. Guess who didn't send flowers.

Try very hard. After you begin to fly, send us a message.

If any of us get a psychic transmission by reading your message (except for antihero; he always gets "psychic trasmissions"), you get a cookie (there is a choice of Green Chip and Blue Chip cookies, both have a chocolate flavor... we think.)

If you eat the cookie and live, then we implement your suggestion. It's so easy.

Or you could just use the survey!

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