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These are nothing more than supplements written by staff members of SDM in whole, part, or individually. They all fit in well with what it's all about here. Just feel free to read them but remember the copyright belongs to the respective author(s). No need in us getting ripped off.


This is an editorial from the [unknown] edition of the Flowenton Gazette. Instead, of touching it up to fit his "demeanor," G. Nih Ton decided to show what he could still accomplished when "powdered down."

something to die for
by g. nih ton

Warning: I have mainstreamed this for the sanctity of wholesome minds.

In this crazy, messed world there are a few things worth dying for. Everyone needs a cause nowadays. I'm not referring to some charitable organization, because they're not serving any good but their own. The only reason things like that exist is so that that some rich, conscience-stricken individual can feel good about himself. Chances are are that if there are 20 or more 'members' behind it all in every city's plagues, then chances are is that it's only a time consuming write off. The causes that I'm talking about have real organizations to back them up, but I'm only trying to get at what's worth fighting for.. Here goes a list. I'm not saying get involved. I'm saying take a look at what you can do to help it proceed.

Medicinal Marijuana: The government hunts Kevorkian, so he doesn't kill those in pain. Then, they arrest people for not dying, but trying to ease the pain.

The Irish Republican Army: I agree/disagree with all they do, but remember this: the minutemen are responsible for what we have today.

Sex abuse: Not pro, but con. A child is suffering. A woman is crying. A man is laughing.

Education: Your kids are getting crap from the public school system. Get something better or do it yourself. Then again, let 'em rot, you got brainwashed by the same system.

Animal rights: No, I'm just joking. Don't go killing for the hell of it, but if it tastes good, go for it!

Anti-causes: if a celebrity is pledging his or her life for it, then it's a joke. Their only reason is to gain more appeal. Aside from that, they don't give a damn about the cause they claim to support Either that or, it's the "in" thing to be doing this year.

Freedom of speech: If we really had it, do you think you'd be reading such a subdued article by me.

There's more causes than you can shake a stick at, but those are the ones I felt like looking at. Go. Do something. Make yourself proud.