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Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style.  It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES.  Instead our highly trained attack reviewer FoxXy takes a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation.  It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.

 

The Avengers

Saving the world in style. Huh? Why does saving the world have to be done in style? This has got to be one of the dumbest movies that has come out lately. First of all you this chick, Uma Thrurman, running around in skin-tight leather trying to ..uh..save the world? It's a miracle the little bimbo can walk in that thing! Im sure the guys will love it though. And Ralph Fiennes His accent had me fooled thinking he was a legitimate actor. I realize now I was duped. And do I really need to mention Sean connery is a moron for doing this movie??

The whole plot? Connery as some evil guy trying to rule the world by controlling the weather. Huh?? What the… Yeah this is a movie im dying to see..some freak with a bagpipe being chased by a fashion plate and her "intellectual" sidekick. Excuse me while I throw up. Truly this movie looks like it will suck. And suck hard. Although some people might like that kinda thing…

~~Ratings~~
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