Welcome to the movie review world, SDM style.  It goes like this, WE DON'T WATCH THE MOVIES.  Instead, we take a gander at the previews, consider the hype, put it through the grinder and give you our take on the situation.  It's a simple process really, but we're the ones doing it.

Three Ninjas and the Attack on Mega Mtn. the fuck? This is why I advocate capital punishment. What's even worse is that Hulk Hogan (sucks) and Loni Anderson (uh) have crucial parts. I really don't think I have to go any further. Two fingers from me and two fingers from all my friends. While I'm at it, anyone who reads TD offers up two fingers.